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Something weird is going on!

Miss Daisy, who teaches second grade, doesn’t know how to add or subtract. Not only that, she doesn’t know how to read or write, either. She is the dumbest teacher in the history of the world! Mr. Klutz, the principal, kissed a pig on the lips and now wants to bungee jump off the roof of the school dressed as Santa Claus.

Never before has school been this mixed up—or this much fun. Popular author of the Baseball Card Adventures, Dan Gutman pulls out all the stops for this right-on second-grade hilarity, and the pictures by Jim Paillot add to the zany fun.